How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Kid Dynamite]

mm i think a sword would definately improve matters.

[socks]

i wonder how long it takes for someone to make a refrence to michael jackson?


the clock is ticking.

Sometimes I find the best humor lies in pushing the boundaries of humor, but to each his own.

http://williambader.com/mj.html

Number 43

[Nosehit]

lol i play football in texas at a division AAAAA (5A) school...the largest there is...and i would just pick one up and swing him like a bat, ebcuase i also play baseball so i have a strong swing...i would get to the entrance where they are coming in and sit there and just annihalate untill all of the 5 year olds in the USA are unconcious

I was talking about a ncaa div II university. But I think OK and TX take their football to a whole diff level.

[Nosehit]

ERMINTONTO you sick, fucked up individual, you need a good kick in the balls you sick perv. There's a name for people like you PEADOPHILE.

Yeah and if you had a dictionary you might be able to spell it.

[Nosehit]

I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.

Yeah, some of us knew you were kidding. Damn people, have you no sense of humor?

[Nosehit]

I have a question. What decent human being would actually fight A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD?!! Christ. What kind of person would actually hit or kick or bodyslam a child? A child half your size who has no understanding of right and wrong. Maybe more than some who would go out and fuckin beat up kids. lol geez whats this world coming to.

Jesus, Its a joke. Pull the stick out of your ass for a few minutes and relax!!!!

[ParadiseLife]

maby like 10 or so it would be so fun i hate little children and it would make me so happy to do that

[SomeGuy]

hahaha awesome post...about 73 i thing

[DreamSmoke]

I could take at LEAST 20-23 little 5 year old hellions. Yeah they do bite hard jesus christ...

[Kombucha]

When I was 11 I actually got into a fight with 5 year olds... well actually I got into a fight with someone else, who seemed to have an army of 5 year olds at his disposal. Anyway, believe me, I know I was only 11 at the time, but it's not that easy, consider that they're all coming at you at the same time, they will just make it impossible for you to move in seconds, and once you're on the floor, you're finished (that's pretty much what happened to me.)