How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Nosehit]

lol i play football in texas at a division AAAAA (5A) school...the largest there is...and i would just pick one up and swing him like a bat, ebcuase i also play baseball so i have a strong swing...i would get to the entrance where they are coming in and sit there and just annihalate untill all of the 5 year olds in the USA are unconcious

I was talking about a ncaa div II university. But I think OK and TX take their football to a whole diff level.