I wasn't actually advocating molestation, you know. I was joking, poking fun simultaneously at two things: the futility of reacting so fiercely to comments meant to be taken comedically, and the moral repugnance of the topic at hand. Sorry if you guys can't appreciate the depth of my comedic genius.
ermitonto Reviewed by ermitonto on . How many 5 year olds could you take at once? Rules: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have Rating: 5