How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Islander]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

Until they swarm you and eat your balls...

I think I could take a max of 37... Sounds like a good number!

BOO YEAH!!! I'm on a roll tonight!! You must respect!! Humpitdy dumpity dump! Boo yow! I rule! Death to all under 20 and all over 21... Shit! I fall under that second category... oh well... I guess Death to me... Worse things have happened.