How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Islander]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

Until they swarm you and eat your balls...

I think I could take a max of 37... Sounds like a good number!

BOO YEAH!!! I'm on a roll tonight!! You must respect!! Humpitdy dumpity dump! Boo yow! I rule! Death to all under 20 and all over 21... Shit! I fall under that second category... oh well... I guess Death to me... Worse things have happened.

Islander Reviewed by Islander on 03-25-2005. How many 5 year olds could you take at once? Rules: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have Rating: 5