How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[BUZz UK]

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something. Sick. The youngest person I would ever use physical force against is maybe about 13- 14 or something but only if they were big enough and only if I caught them vandalising our car again. Lil' bastards.
I'd be quite interested to know what kind of person sits there and actually thinks of stuff like this. 5 year olds for christ sake WTF?

look mate, we aren't acually DOING this, we're just having a laught. i'm sure nobody here would even dream of doing it (except maybe Koshea )
chill!

[Trychs]

Well if they're typical 5 yr olds I'd tell them theres no Santa then peg it quick while they're down and booing before one of the little tykes stabs me in the kneecaps.

[bigdaddy420]

Considering they're 5 year olds with a lot of energy and I'm a stoner with a bad ankle, I think I'm probably gonna get my ass kicked. So as a backup plan, I would take a really big bag of candy and just hobble away in the other direction as the little kids swarmed the pile of candy.

[Epic]

Well if they're typical 5 yr olds I'd tell them theres no Santa then peg it quick while they're down and booing before one of the little tykes stabs me in the kneecaps.

Or tell them spongebob is canceled and they cant eat fish chips any more...reduce them to a crying mass.

[monstermunchies]

the whole lot, i would offer them candy. that would fck their sht up.

[Looker]

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

NOW THAT WORKS FOR ME....

[Looker]

Ill take em all om one at a time....

[vapoorize]

1.... if she had downes...

[vapoorize]

crap i just saw ur rule about being healthy americans... what if their healthy mexicans? Oh, right... no such thing <sigh> guess i'll never win this.

[Creeper]

Depends on if I managed to smuggle a gun and how many bullets I manage to bring, Id blow the little shits away like at a turkey shoot. Naw but seriously, probably 60 then my ass would prolly start tiring out and Id try to fend em off with candy and video games lol.