How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[hoodedclum]

Hoodleclum, no mate, I didn't mean I went around beating them up LOL!
I just meant that I'd give them a little slap or something if I caught them wrecking our property, it really pisses me off. They pull the badge of the front of our car, throw stuff at the windows etc. I think I'm well within my right to slap these little cunts, wouldn't you?. I wouldn't use excessive force though, such as jump on their heads with both feet. I can take a joke but --5 year olds??

LOL .. fair play to you man, i hear what your saying. If i caught some little fucker vandalising my car id probably probably give them a good slapping.

peace!

hoodedclum Reviewed by hoodedclum on 03-25-2005. How many 5 year olds could you take at once? Rules: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have Rating: 5

[Reefer Rogue]

How will i get my chicken nuggets?

[ermitonto]

Sometimes I find the best humor lies in pushing the boundaries of humor, but to each his own.

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[Not Enough Herb]

id take on 100 of them with one ginormus wang slap

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good game


later

[Darkneon420]

wtf????

[Epic]

Think of it not as actual living 5 year olds. Rather, think of it as an army of clones in the shape of 5 year old humans. The details of this fight would be rather interesting in my opinion so thats why I asked. I dont go around hurting little kids, but I have babysat my fair share, and dealt with them in child care, and I can tell you at the average size of 50lbs they can quickly pile up on you and take you to the floor.

Edit- oh and stop the flaming! This was meant for entertainment only.

[ermitonto]

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

[Epic]

Or pretend they're 5 year olds who were forced to have brain transplants with some old Nazi soldiers who want to live forever and are planning to take over the world again when they grow up.

Yes, I suppose thats an option too

[Reefer Rogue]

REFFER ROGUE, AND THESE NUTS DON'T FORGET, DIRTY CHARLIE BROWN DIRT WEED ISN'T THE LEGIT, SO GO AHEAD RUB UH NUT ON RICHIE RICH, WHILE I FUCK AND SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!1

LOL!!! Wtf is this kid talking about.

[AstroBoy]

I have a question. What decent human being would actually fight A FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD?!! Christ. What kind of person would actually hit or kick or bodyslam a child? A child half your size who has no understanding of right and wrong. Maybe more than some who would go out and fuckin beat up kids. lol geez whats this world coming to.