How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Islander]

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take

lmfao! OOOh yeah!

[robert42]

38 maybe 39 i know from experience.

[GTC21]

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something. Sick. The youngest person I would ever use physical force against is maybe about 13- 14 or something but only if they were big enough and only if I caught them vandalising our car again. Lil' bastards.
I'd be quite interested to know what kind of person sits there and actually thinks of stuff like this. 5 year olds for christ sake WTF?

[hoodedclum]

LOL funny thread ..

I'm a really big hardman so i rekon i could take about 50 of the little buggers no probs ,maybe more.I'll let you when i get attacked by a bunch of crazed five year olds .

And GTC let me get this straight, you cant take a joke and you go around beating up 13 yr olds ?? i think your the one with issues man

[az666]

Five year olds are still not very developed not just in terms of strength but also motor skill; not to mention the psychological advantage you would have on them.

i was thinking exactly that....they would have no chance....
but it would also depend if they were able to come from all angles because if they were sent all at once you would have no chance you'ld hit the first few but u would have like 5 on your back by then....i think.....so maybe 20 before i got knocked out.....would they even be able to knock you out? 5 is pretty uoung

[Reefer Rogue]

As many as it takes.

[juggalo420]

And even if you could hurt those little kids... Would you?

if those little fucks were trying to kill me fuck yeah id kill 'em.

[GTC21]

LOL funny thread ..

I'm a really big hardman so i rekon i could take about 50 of the little buggers no probs ,maybe more.I'll let you when i get attacked by a bunch of crazed five year olds .

And GTC let me get this straight, you cant take a joke and you go around beating up 13 yr olds ?? i think your the one with issues man

Hoodleclum, no mate, I didn't mean I went around beating them up LOL!
I just meant that I'd give them a little slap or something if I caught them wrecking our property, it really pisses me off. They pull the badge of the front of our car, throw stuff at the windows etc. I think I'm well within my right to slap these little cunts, wouldn't you?. I wouldn't use excessive force though, such as jump on their heads with both feet. I can take a joke but --5 year olds??

[RIP ODB]

if those little fucks were trying to kill me fuck yeah id kill 'em.

But your opinion doesn't count on this one, because you have no morals.

You said it yourself.

[ermitonto]

This is just retarded and quite disgusting. Beating the shit out of small children is not something I would usually think about or joke about. It's like joking about molesting children or something.

Good idea! Okay, new question. In a room full of 5 year olds, how many do you think you could molest in, say, an hour?