How many 5 year olds could you take at once?

[Euphoric]

i could take 150 of em before they got me

[RIP ODB]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

LOL ok steven segal, what is this, Exit wounds?

You couldn't break a bunch of rib cages with one of your Karate Kid cross kicks!

And even if you could hurt those little kids... Would you?

[mellowman420]

i'd say about 20 because i can run fast enough to the point where i could fight like 3 at a time. maybe even 30. i'd bash their brains in!

[Rarrr]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

Im sure if ther were a city of them you couldnt win bcos they could just pile on you

[Hektik]

That sounds like fun.... i wanna actualy try that shit

[Sensi Super Skunk]

I think I would be able to take on maybe, 300. C'mon, their 5 year olds! I play runningback for my highschool varsity football team. None of them would be able to compete with my elusiveness. Plus, I could just truck them over "Mike Alstott Style".

[2600]

LOL. DUDE! I love this question.

You don't know how many times I have pondered offshoots of this very same hypothetical. MIne were always how many midgets, how many mini versions of me, etc. NEver w./five year olds.

It's going to be more than ten. For just about anyone. Five year olds are still not very developed not just in terms of strength but also motor skill; not to mention the psychological advantage you would have on them.

Their advantage is obviously the swarm- but if the hour training doesn't instill this well enough, you can sit back and punt the few that come at a time.

There is apoint at which NO ONE can overcome a swarm of ANY aggressors, if there are enough of them. IF they just keep coming and coming on you, you are going down eventually. I am also 6'2 two hundred plus, but I don't think I could take on an infinitity of them. THink about it, if they lined up FOREVER, you could keep punting them, but eventually you would at least have to sleep or take a dump. THey will get you, it's just a matter of time.

Epic- I loved the detail you put into the rules of the challenge, and sampling the participants. I like how the selection pool is 2x the challenge number. That means (assuming equal sampling of girls and boys), either the weakest of the possible boys will be among your challengers, or the group must include girls.

You could pick one up and use him as a club to beat the rest of them w/. Or pick up smaller ones, and throw them at the rest of the attackers (though not very energy efficient). Although if knocking them unconscious dq's them for once they wake up, I am going with kicks, preferrably to the head. If I am wearing boots, I am guessing about 30 I could safely take.

I would put even odds at me vs appr 50.

[socks]

lol This is mad!
I'm thinking so long as i have a Teletubbie in my pocket I can whip out when things get tough i'll b able to take on a fair few. I'd hv to out wit the lil brats. Mwahaha

[Islander]

i could take infinity, i am 6 foot tall, 205 pounds, and i go up against 350 pound interior lineman every single day in football, fuck 5 eyar olds, as soon as one got near me id do a roundhouse kick and break every kids ribcage within the radius of my foot

Until they swarm you and eat your balls...

I think I could take a max of 37... Sounds like a good number!

BOO YEAH!!! I'm on a roll tonight!! You must respect!! Humpitdy dumpity dump! Boo yow! I rule! Death to all under 20 and all over 21... Shit! I fall under that second category... oh well... I guess Death to me... Worse things have happened.

[Nosehit]

How ever the hell many can you fit on that field!!!!
Wrestled and played football at a div II school HOO YAH!

I'd rather see how many 18 girls I could take