Help. Employment Drug Test In 3 Days

[alliknowisme621]

I have been trying to get a job for 6 months after being laid off and I finally got an opportunity but I have to take a "drug screening" in 3 days on Monday. I have called different smoke shops and stuff and they recommended "Stat". I do not feel confident in this stuff can someone please tell me how I can pass this drug test??

Thank You!!!

alliknowisme621 Reviewed by alliknowisme621 on 06-05-2009. Help. Employment Drug Test In 3 Days I have been trying to get a job for 6 months after being laid off and I finally got an opportunity but I have to take a "drug screening" in 3 days on Monday. I have called different smoke shops and stuff and they recommended "Stat". I do not feel confident in this stuff can someone please tell me how I can pass this drug test?? Thank You!!! Rating: 5

[alliknowisme621]

bump...

[ballsout]

get someone elses fuckin piss. tape it to your leg with a hot pack to keep it warm cuz if its not warm like 98 f your fucked.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Bump after 20 mintues? Bump

Run from the STAT now as in STAT and don't look back.

We need your smoking history STAT.

You should read the substitution and dilution stickies STAT then post your smoking history and height and weight STAT.


My STAT answer is substitution! LOL.

[alliknowisme621]

What do you mean when you keep saying "STAT"? Are you saying that stuff is a joke and doesn't work?

My smoking history is everyday for the past 6 years.

Today I bought 500 mg Niacin because a friend say they use it all the time and it works. Any feedback on that stuff??

[suzieque]

i work in a hospital... when I say Dr. Z to the fourth floor STAT.. it means right away. FBR was doing a play on words

And yeah, he's saying its a joke, and doesn't work. Those magic potions are no more effective than following the dilution sticky.

Most people will tell you niacin will not help you pass either.

Every day for the past 6 years? Read the substitution sticky. :thumbsup:

[alliknowisme621]

Thanks for all the feedback and information, it is greatly appreciated.

Unfortunately I think it is in an open room with the person there with me during the test. I have though about the sub method but I do not feel that confident in doing so.

If I continue taking these Niacin pills for the next couple days and try one of the detox cleaners from the smoke shop the day of the test will the odds be in favor of me not passing?

Can anyone recommend me the best possible detox cleanser to try?

Thanks.

[suzieque]

Only time and exercise can rid of your body of thc. The manufacturers of the detox WANT you to think it will work, but it doesn't. If it did, we would know.

Before I found this forum I bought a magic detox kit. The guy at the headshop swore on it. Said he has repeat customers...blah blah blah The instructions are.. Drink 30 ounces of water one hour prior, consume product and take the 4 capsules it comes with and then drink 30 ounces of water. The ingredients in the liquid are vitamins (theres B2 in there to color the urine) and some root & bark... The pills contain creatine monohydrate and dandelion & burdock root.

Ok.. here's the deal. If you passed your drug test on this stuff, it would be because you drank 60 ounces of water. If you follow the dilution sticky, it would give you the same results. Problem with the magic pills... you take them hours before the test.. they contain creatine... creatine takes a while in your body to manufacture creatinine.. ((the stuff they test for in your drug test to measure if you are dilute.)) Taking them hours before the test is dumb. You need to be taking creatine two DAYS before the test to make sure your body is manufacturing lots more creatinine so when you give them a sample full of watered-down urine, it still registers in a passing level. Take B2 for color.

With 6 years of chronic smoking, and not many days of abstinence, I give you little chance of passing with dilution. Go buy a home test, dilute the heck out of yourself, and see if you pass.

The niacin ain't gonna help..

What kind of test are you going for? Pre-employment shouldn't be supervised... do you know someone that took the same test as you and they were?

[alliknowisme621]

Yeah, its pre-employment. I know 2 people who currently work there but I am not super close with them so I haven't had a detailed conversation about the test with them. I don't really feel comfortable taking in someone else pee I just feel like something would go wrong with the temperature or something.

I have been calling my local GNC's a couple times today about a product "Strip" that a friend of my used to pass his test. They said it will cleanse my body of all toxins and stuff. I might try this also any feedback on this product?

Also I am going to the smoke shop to get the at home drug test to see where I stand within the next couple days.

Thanks again.

[dejayou30]

The only way you can pass this test is either nailing the dilution method (risky because you can fuck it up) or substitute.

No one is going to watch you in a pre-employment tests, so get 2 oz of clean piss in a small bottle, tuck it under your sack and go in there and take the test with confidence. Unless this is some kind of FBI job, I am 100% sure you will be 100% alone in the bathroom while you take the test, allowing you to take the bottle out of your manties and pour it in the cup, then put the empty bottle back under your sack and walk out. Just make sure the temp is right, but after 30 min or so under your balls it should be perfect.

Oh PS: The "Strip" crap you mentioned and any other substance that claims it can clear "toxins" and means THC metabolites from your body is full of shit. THC metabolites are stored in fat, and if there was something that would flush fat from your system just by drinking it, it would be used by everyone and there would be no more fat asses. Really, your only options here are substitution or failing the test.