Yea BUT DONT FLUSH THE DUMP

Fish it out and rub it into your face and pretend a crazy man broke in. SHIT ONYOUR FACE AND SMOKED A BLUNT. And u couldnt stop him or call for help cos u had a mouthfull of shit.

that should work, but dnt do the story on 2 differant occassion theyll start to clock on. its always good to say a jehova knocked on the door and demanded to use ya toilet and smoked a spliff whilst readin the bible whilst urninating. but u can only use that excuse every easter.


good luck