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Oakdale, CA: Scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced today that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces the psychotropic chemical THC in cannabis plants to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.

"We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence," says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. "It's a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now."

Asked if the resulting plants could be used in ways similar to cannabis, Vale replied, "Well, you can't make twine out of a tomato plant, but if someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what's more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself."
DNA Scientists: THC Gene "Easily Transferred to Tomato, Cucumber, and Other Common Garden Plants" | American Buddhist Net
Perp Reviewed by Perp on . Bud genetics and hybridization there's got to be a way of cross-breeding the marijuana plant with something that looks completely innocent and innocuous. That way, you can grow right in your front yard and the 5-0 would be none the wiser. Consider for a moment a pine tree crossed with a pot plant. A THC yielding pine tree! Instead of pine pitch, pure TCH comes seeping out of a gash in the tree's trunk! And the best part is, it's an evergreen! It'll last year-round! Should be simple enough; make a slice in the seed, Rating: 5