how to reach a new level of fucked

[Bunkyhope]

now im pretty sure the majority of you out there would know this, or sumthing very similar, but, in all honesty, itll trip u so bad u forget ur stoned...at least for a little while... it absically involves getting fucked up, the hyperventilating whilst suddenly changing the pressure in ur blood....first off, u just sit urself down somewhere low to the ground..the cup both hands over ur mouth, put ur head bout a foot from the floor, and start taking huge breaths in and out like a muthat fucker til ur head starts spinning...then let out a huge breath, and stand up, but whilst u stand up suck in a huge breath....now just hold ur breath and wait... peace

NOTE: after standing fro about 20seconds, you will fall straight to the gorund and land like a brick.takin out naything in ur path..washing machines included (these leave a nasty wound)... so make sure as u start to blank out u fall for sumtihng soft..i recommened a bed..mmm....bed

Bunkyhope Reviewed by Bunkyhope on 03-24-2005. how to reach a new level of fucked now im pretty sure the majority of you out there would know this, or sumthing very similar, but, in all honesty, itll trip u so bad u forget ur stoned...at least for a little while... it absically involves getting fucked up, the hyperventilating whilst suddenly changing the pressure in ur blood....first off, u just sit urself down somewhere low to the ground..the cup both hands over ur mouth, put ur head bout a foot from the floor, and start taking huge breaths in and out like a muthat fucker Rating: 5

[ermitonto]

Been there. Done that. Blacked out. Forgot who I was, what I was thinking about, and how to distinguish one object from another in my field of vision. Lost touch with reality for a few seconds. Adjusted back and realized what the fuck just happened.

Yeah, it's a complete mindfuck (especially with a gravity bong) but I only do those hits occasionally because like you I have injured myself before, and even more often than that I've knocked over the bong in my stupor. Plus all that oxygen deprivation can't be good for your brain, but then again regular swimmers don't suffer from too many problems with that even though they hold their breath a lot.

[Bunkyhope]

i tend to agree... but i reckon everyone should try it at least once...jsut fall fro sumtihn soft, and ur set

[kronick]

u just sit urself down somewhere low to the ground..the cup both hands over ur mouth, put ur head bout a foot from the floor, and start taking huge breaths in and out like a muthat fucker til ur head starts spinning...then let out a huge breath, and stand up, but whilst u stand up suck in a huge breath....now just hold ur breath and wait

do the same thing....but instead of taking big breaths of air....have a lung ready and haul on that bad boy.

[knuckles fearon]

aye done that before, cept a good idea is do it up against a wall and when you stand up cross your arms over your chest and have a friend charge you and keep squeezing you against the wall. that way you don't need to wait as long and because they're squeezing you you dnt fall and hurt yourself. i used to do it at school all the time to get out of goin 2 class

[fortyoz420]

'round here we call that an elevator. squat down on the ground while holding your arms across your chest. have someone behind you sqeeze your arms across your chest while someone give you a shotgun. the person behind you lifts you up quickly while still holding you (to avoid injury when you pass out, because you definitely will). these are fun and get you incredibly fucked, just be careful because i've seen people go into seizures from this.

[Chug350]

or...if ur tryin to reach a new lvl of being messed up....smoke 10 bowls in under 15 mins

[sugarmagnolia]

i suggest an eighth of shrooms for anyone looking for a mindfuck. "what about what"

[kronick]

aye done that before, cept a good idea is do it up against a wall and when you stand up cross your arms over your chest and have a friend charge you and keep squeezing you against the wall. that way you don't need to wait as long and because they're squeezing you you dnt fall and hurt yourself. i used to do it at school all the time to get out of goin 2 class

thats howme and my friends use to do it...in grade 2 :P

[RIP ODB]

I never will try that trick. I don't want to risk dropping my bong or hitting it during a swan dive onto the floor.

I don't even really think it's cool to black out like that.

"Dude it was awesome! I got so fucked up I fell and lost 8 teeth! And my bong broke! EXTREME!!"