Whats your favourite South Park Episode?

[EverydayJunglist]

the old school ones are killer.Like the chicken fucker episdode.But for newer ones i like the one when timmy and jimmy join the crips.Classic

[looseends]

Where the kids go meet Chef's Mom and Dad in there big ass mansion and have to the Dad while Mom is getting ready to release Kenny's spirit from Cartman.

[RIP ODB]

You guys are all dead wrong. I can't believe no one has mentioned this before but...

TOWELIE!!

[Bman719]

Oh yeah... my fav episode would have to be in Season 7 Episode 11 - Casa Bonita. Cartman doesn't get invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casabonita so he cons butters into thinking a meteor was going to hit the earth and hides him in a bomb shelter for days.... It's a classic... and i've never heard the word "Jew" so many times in an episode... Pure classic.

[The Piper]

i like the 1 when they go to the tabacco companey and all the people workin there start 2 sing and dance like in willy wonka cant really remenber the song cause i was high but i no it was funny shit

[ermitonto]

http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/southp...thpark-713.htm

Kevin Harris:Well, come on in. [motions the group to a hallway, which they enter] How about a little history first? [stops by a portrait of Indians seated around a campfire] Native Americans were the first to cultivate the tobacco plant. They smoked it in pipes for medicinal and ceremonial purposes.
Rob Reiner:[mutters] Not if I were around, they wouldn't have.
Kevin Harris:Excuse me?
Rob Reiner:Oh, nothing! Please continue.
Kevin Harris:The first successful commercial crop of tobacco was cultivated in Virginia in 1612. [stops by a portrait of Pilgrims harvesting the crop] Within seven years it was one of the country's largest exports.
Kyle:So, tobacco helped to build America.
Kevin Harris:That's right. Over the next few centuries the tobacco business was so great that many slaves were brought from Africa to help work the fields.
Cartman:[strokes his chin] Which means, if it weren't for tobacco, many of our black friends wouldn't be here today.
Kevin Harris:[moves on] And so for centuries, tobacco production flourished. Nobody was even aware of any dangers back then, until, in 1965, [stops at a framed tobacco warning] when Congress passed an act forcing all tobacco companies to put the Surgeon General's warning on their packages. So now, everyone knows the dangers of smoking. And some people still choose to do it, and we believe that's what being an American is all about.
Kyle:That sounds...perfectly reasonable.
Kevin Harris:And here's our factory at work. [opens the double doors to the factory. The workers begin to sing. Some of them scoop tobacco plants into large tanks. Other collect minced leaves into large wheelbarrows, others keep inventory. They break into song and dance near the end of the song]
Factory workers:With a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay
We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day
So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives
And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night
Young Worker:I like to have a cigarette every now and then [turns around]
It makes me fee-l calmer when the day is at an end. [hops onto the wheelbarrow and rides away]
Older Worker:And if it gives me cancer when I'm eighty I don't care
Who the hell wants to be ninety anyway?
Factory workers:So with a hidey lidey lidey and a hidey lidey lay
We work and we make cigarettes all hidey lidey day
So folks can get a breaky from their stressful lidey lives
And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night