BUST-PROOF smoke&drive

[ermitonto]

But whatever you do, don't aim the cannon backwards at the cop...






























unless you've loaded it with a bag of feces.

ermitonto Reviewed by ermitonto on 03-25-2005. BUST-PROOF smoke&drive You see the blue and red flashing, you're hii, and you've got shit on you! What can you do? Quickly get it all together to either hide or ditch. Try to use only the smallest of hiding spots, and stash creatively to minimize the probability of it being found upon search, right? THe problem is, no matter how well you hide it, and regardless of how small it is, ultimately cops still CAN find it (especially w.dogs). ANd if they are already behind you, they will see you simply toss it out the Rating: 5

[Epic]

How about a small box with a thermite plate on the top and a ceramic disc on the bottom then stashing your weed in there. If you're getting pulled over you just hit the switch to ignite the thermite. Anything will be completely toasted with nothing but plasma left over, not even thc.

Wait a sec...thats way too much work =(

[hide]

can we get other projectiles for the cannon? perferably explosive ones for recreational/road rage use

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

YES! I fucking love the idea. I'll make um and in about three months you can buy them on the Home Shopping Network for $29.95!

[ermitonto]

I agree. Plus there'd be the bonus that people would occasionally come across a random bag of drugs that just falls out of the sky.

But there would be a lot of problems trying this, say, in the downtown of a large city where it would just hit a building and bounce back into the street.

[hempilation311]

true ermitonto. I know that half the time, i'm driving around in a big city so it's a little different' than a field or whatever. Imagine walking by a random 85 chevy caprice with a whole in the side and gettin facialized by a bag of weed travelling at an excess of 200 miles per hour. I don't think too many people would enjoy it but hey, there are fetishes.

[Kid Dynamite]

alternatively you could pack your ride with C4, and then when the cop comes up to the window, just press detonate button and KABOOM. I smell bacon.

[hempilation311]

now that's some fried pork.

[Kramerica]

What if you get behind a cop on the highway and youre stoned....
And when you see him, hes smoking a joint too?

[ermitonto]

Get the hypocritical pig's car number and report him in, of course.