I'm mistaken for a cop all the fukin time. It's the way I carry myself and my diction. It's the way I'm well-spoken and the words I use that makes me sound educated and articulate and not a stoner at all.

I love the idea of a fat cop with star wars tats on his arms with 00 gauge plugs in his ears and pierced nips.

And you KNOW they take home what they confiscate when they let you off with less than 1.25 oz.!
DarthStoney Reviewed by DarthStoney on . I'm not a cop. Just moved here to Humboldt county and I stick out like a sore thumb. I've been 420 before it was called 420. I don't dress quite like the hippie/stoner crowd in Arcata so people look at me like I'm a reporter for DEA times when I walk around the plaza. I guess I should quit shaving and dress like everyone else does so I might blend in more (look like a poser). Oh well.....I'm just blowin' off steam. I guess I'll just go back outside and chill. Peace man Rating: 5