I'm mistaken for a cop all the fukin time. It's the way I carry myself and my diction. It's the way I'm well-spoken and the words I use that makes me sound educated and articulate and not a stoner at all.

I love the idea of a fat cop with star wars tats on his arms with 00 gauge plugs in his ears and pierced nips.

And you KNOW they take home what they confiscate when they let you off with less than 1.25 oz.!