this is what i think of blue heaven....















1) First complaint is they can't run their shop for shit. prime example would be when I asked the girl behind the counter for 3/4 ounces of shake (wanted to get an ounce, but didnt have the coin) she asked me, i dont know how to measure that out....

WHAT THE FUCK? so I told her to measure out 21grams and that is 3/4. she goes ooohhh ok, i never measured out 3/4 before, ok.

she goes to grab a big white bag behind her, and gets a bowl to put on the scale. she then starts to fill the bowl with trim!!!!!! wtf!!! plain dried out leafs!!

I then say uhmmm that isnt shake... and I then pointed to a open tupperware jar they had filled with shake... and i said that is shake.

she says, oh sorry, lemme ask the boss. luckily for me he told her to give me the stuff in the tupperware.



2) after she fills a ziplock with the shake, she asks anything else? I tell her I want 3 clones. She then says ok, they are all well rooted and ready to go. she goes and gets the clones and puts them in a zip lock baggy and puts them in a brown sandwich bag for me. no problem so far right?

I get home, and NO roots are showing thru the rock wool... WHAT THE FUCKKKK. I tear the rockwool away and there are very very tiny nubs barely showing...i plant them anyway and hope for the best. (mind you i have grown several strains from clone and never had any deaths prior to this)

2 of my plants end up dying, and never grew any roots. 1 of them looks like a mutant freak, and after asking some growers why its growing 1 and 2 fingered leafs they say its because its from a plant that was flowering!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKK.



3) The 3/4 ounces of shake... literally was shaken! I believe it was sifted for keif, because I literally had NO kief at the bottom of my bag!! I have never seen this happen from a sack this big even from shake! Unless it was sifted. I then rolled a very fat blunt, using maybe two grams and smoked it with my friend who has a very low tolerance.

He was blazed maybe 30 minutes (usually he would fall asleep from way less than that!!)

I could barely feel a head high from the shake, and no body high. This again has never happened to me even with shake.


In all I give this club NO STARS out of five. They wont see another dime from me ever again.
filo6942 Reviewed by filo6942 on . club review (redwood city, california) "blue heaven" this is what i think of blue heaven.... http://bajan.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/middle-finger-of-the-apocalypse.jpg Rating: 5