Oh man. You can't drink beer? You've got 2 strikes against you already. You will learn to love beer one day though.

You're thinking of mixing whiskey and rum into the same drink? I don't know of too many drinks that call for those 2 ingredients.

Just drink rum+cokes, those always worked before I discovered the magic of beer.

Whiskey+coke works too, but not as well.

DEFINATELY don't drink both rum and whiskey at the same time.

And since you're new to puking I have a few tips, since I have a horrible gag reflex I puke more than the average guy. (When I was little I threw up every time a dentist or doctor put something in my mouth.)

-If you HAVE to puke, make sure no one sees you puking. And don't tell anyone you puked either. And if you're trying to get with a girl and she hears you puked, forget it.

-If you feel like you're about to puke, get a drink of water and hold off on the booze for a little while.

-Try not to be the drunkest kid at the party. This is the guy who always gets laughed at all night, only to wake up the next day with his head/eyebrows shaved, genitals drawn on his face, etc.

-If you're new to drinking, don't drink and then get real high. This gives some people the 'spins'.

Good luck man.