I hate to say this but I have the best job ever, I'm a water plant operator...
Ok go ahead and laugh, but it doesn't get much better (save being a judge for the cannabis cup)
I work a 12 hour shift, 9pm - 9am. Only one other person on the grounds. I can smoke all I want and I only have to about 2 hours of actual work in a lab the rest of the time I roam the plant making sure everything is running right. Its like a fucking wildlife refuge out here the plant covers about 1 sq mile. And if thats not good enough I make between 50 and 60K and where I live (Okla.) the cost of living is pretty low. The best part is I only work 7 out of 14 days, one week I have a 3 day weekend and the other I have 4 day weekend. WHOOOO YAAAHHH I LOVE MY JOB BTW I'm not bragging, I know I'm the luckiest SOB around.

Hey creeper I see from your location that you must live in Okla. also LOL