as you're a first timer i wouldn't recommend taking too much cos you'll whitey (throw up the wierd white shit) and you'll never toke again. try taking 2, well packed heads on a bong and clearing them yourself-it'll burn ur chest like fuck and u will need to drink a lot so you don't whitey. thats enough weed fer all of yez, hell ive got 6 people stoned on a 5 bit so u'll be sweet. just don't let them melt the head of yeh and munch like fuck when you get hungry, then you'll have expereinced the average feeling of being nice and stoned. enjoy! any lingo you don't understand just ask