I quit smoking Mother's Day last year. Chronic daily smoker, over 40, not a good metabolism. I bought a bunch of THC tests online (2 different kinds) for about $2 a piece. Tested using dilution method (followed the sticky) and failed at 14 days. I was crushed. I had read 30-90 days (to get clean) was possible, but thought after 2 weeks I could dilute. Tested every couple of days. I NEVER passed my first mornings urine test.... could get a line after a few cups of coffee by day 21. This started to freak me out...I didn't want to fail!! I was a basketcase for that whole month. I already had the job through my former job and if I didn't pass that test, everyone at my former job would know and that was something I didn't want AT ALL. Not only would I not get the new job, but I was sure it would mess with my job recommendation (even though all that stuff is private... it would have gotten around that I didn't go to the new position because I failed the drug test... you think it wouldn't??) Anyhow, at first I thought subbing was out of the question because I didn't have the balls to do it. Soon I decided that it was the only 100% way to go. I ordered 2 QuickFix and got it in under a week. I bought a child's temp strip (about $2) and a 3oz empty travel shampoo bottle ($.99) at Walgreens and practiced with water. I got the water to 100 degrees via the tap..placed it where you guys can't... and tested every 1/2 hour for a few hours. Practiced being quiet and pouring the sample into the cup and tested the cup for temp. I was above 96 degrees on all samples, even after 4 hours, so I knew I was good to go. I drove to the lab (I had followed the dilution sticky perfectly and probably could have passed with my own urine if I had found subbing wasn't possible), waiting AN HOUR in the waiting room, then was instructed to put my purse in the drawer, and to go into the bathroom. The bathroom was private, with a loud fan going off... Easy as pie.. why was I stressin myself out the whole month??? Only needed half of what I brought (about 1.5 oz) to fill where he said to fill. Handed it to him, signed the paperwork and it was over. I know we are supposed to wait til first paycheck to start back up but I indulged about 24 hours after the test, and started my job on Monday. I NEVER mentioned the drug test... and neither did they. Still happily working.

Bozo.. I'm glad that you passed all your tests, and I don't want to offend you, but I cannot endorse goldenseal as a foolproof method to pass a drug test.