Tell me your success story

[WhiteRhinoo]

I see lots of posts from people wanting to know if they will "pass"
However I see very few stories of "I passed and this is what I did"

So pass or fail............................tell me what you did:stoned:

WhiteRhinoo Reviewed by WhiteRhinoo on 05-19-2009. Tell me your success story I see lots of posts from people wanting to know if they will "pass" However I see very few stories of "I passed and this is what I did" So pass or fail............................tell me what you did:stoned: Rating: 5

[justanotherbozo]

i requested that family court test my ex-wife because i knew she was using
coke and the courts were willing if i was willing to be tested as well.

at the time i was a daily smoker so i was worried about my testing positive and
thought i'd have to test dirty the first time and quit smoking for a while.

then i remembered something an old truck driver told me and decided to give it
a try.

anyway, what he recommended was Golden Seal root, he said get the capsules
and take 3 a day for 3 days and drink plenty of water and i'd be ok,
(available at GNC or probably anywhere they sell vitamins)

so, because this was testing ordered by the state, i didn't get 3 days warning
so i started taking 5 a day, every day.

in any event, it was maybe a week after i started the Golden Seal that i got
the first letter from the state telling me to appear for my first test and what
do you know, i passed.

in total i took 4 tests spaced over the course of 6 weeks and passed all of them,
shit, the last test, i smoked a joint on the way to the courthouse!
lol, i passed my bro the roach, got out of the car, went in and pissed in the cup,
then went into the court persons office where he tested it right in front of me
and that test was negative as well.

a lot of people scoff at Golden Seal but it worked great for me!

[Burnt Toast]

Goldenseal does nothing. Its the water that makes people pass and not the goldenseal itself. They passed by merely diluting their system to where the sample registers below the screens cutoff threshold. These people wouldve passed anyway just on the water alone, without the goldenseal to go with it.

[justanotherbozo]

Goldenseal does nothing. Its the water that makes people pass and not the goldenseal itself. They passed by merely diluting their system to where the sample registers below the screens cutoff threshold. These people wouldve passed anyway just on the water alone, without the goldenseal to go with it.

'These people' were me bro, and like i said, i smoked a joint, passed the roach
to my buddy, got out of the car and went into the courthouse and pissed in
the cup, no way water would be enough to make me piss clean, it had to be
the Golden Seal, despite what you think.

[suzieque]

I quit smoking Mother's Day last year. Chronic daily smoker, over 40, not a good metabolism. I bought a bunch of THC tests online (2 different kinds) for about $2 a piece. Tested using dilution method (followed the sticky) and failed at 14 days. I was crushed. I had read 30-90 days (to get clean) was possible, but thought after 2 weeks I could dilute. Tested every couple of days. I NEVER passed my first mornings urine test.... could get a line after a few cups of coffee by day 21. This started to freak me out...I didn't want to fail!! I was a basketcase for that whole month. I already had the job through my former job and if I didn't pass that test, everyone at my former job would know and that was something I didn't want AT ALL. Not only would I not get the new job, but I was sure it would mess with my job recommendation (even though all that stuff is private... it would have gotten around that I didn't go to the new position because I failed the drug test... you think it wouldn't??) Anyhow, at first I thought subbing was out of the question because I didn't have the balls to do it. Soon I decided that it was the only 100% way to go. I ordered 2 QuickFix and got it in under a week. I bought a child's temp strip (about $2) and a 3oz empty travel shampoo bottle ($.99) at Walgreens and practiced with water. I got the water to 100 degrees via the tap..placed it where you guys can't... and tested every 1/2 hour for a few hours. Practiced being quiet and pouring the sample into the cup and tested the cup for temp. I was above 96 degrees on all samples, even after 4 hours, so I knew I was good to go. I drove to the lab (I had followed the dilution sticky perfectly and probably could have passed with my own urine if I had found subbing wasn't possible), waiting AN HOUR in the waiting room, then was instructed to put my purse in the drawer, and to go into the bathroom. The bathroom was private, with a loud fan going off... Easy as pie.. why was I stressin myself out the whole month??? Only needed half of what I brought (about 1.5 oz) to fill where he said to fill. Handed it to him, signed the paperwork and it was over. I know we are supposed to wait til first paycheck to start back up but I indulged about 24 hours after the test, and started my job on Monday. I NEVER mentioned the drug test... and neither did they. Still happily working.

Bozo.. I'm glad that you passed all your tests, and I don't want to offend you, but I cannot endorse goldenseal as a foolproof method to pass a drug test.

[justanotherbozo]

lol, thanks, and believe me, i'm not suggesting it's foolproof, just that it worked
for me.

frankly, if i had to do it again, i'd do as you did and invest in a few home tests
to check and see if it was effective before i trusted it again.

but it did work for me before, and it could not have been just the water.

and the original poster was asking for personal success story's and that's what
i gave him, my story, lol.

[Burnt Toast]

These people' were me bro, and like i said, i smoked a joint, passed the roach
to my buddy, got out of the car and went into the courthouse and pissed in
the cup, no way water would be enough to make me piss clean, it had to be
the Golden Seal, despite what you think.

Despite what you think, you are assuming that it was the goldenseal caused you to pass (and you know what they say about "assumptions"). Your illogical conclusion that goldenseal works is known as a fallacy of causation. Its flat out wrong - period.

What if you eat a can of worms and later passed your test, would you sit there and conclude that the worms were responsible?

Bottom line is there is no product that can rid the body of THC. The only thing that can accomplish this is time and exercise.

In the drug testing forums, we like to keep things factual, because people come here with jobs and freedoms hanging in the balance. Anectdotes like yours can quickly cause an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre passing off as 'fact') to lose their job, or worse, end up in jail. Such readers deserve a better fate.

[fluid69]

i've used quick fix brand fake pee a couple of times with great success. also a couple of my friends have used it with success. just follow the directions.

Quick Fix Urine

[justanotherbozo]

I see lots of posts from people wanting to know if they will "pass"
However I see very few stories of "I passed and this is what I did"

So pass or fail............................tell me what you did:stoned:

maybe you could take the time to read the original post rather than being
so judgemental dude. so far you've offered nothing but criticisms.

anyone who uses anything without testing it first for efficacy is a fool.

fact is, the original poster asked for personal stories and that's what i gave him,
my personal story. and like i already said, i was a daily pot smoker, burning maybe
3 - 4 grams a day at the time and i smoked a joint 10 minutes before the last
test and still passed it so you tell me, why didn't i test dirty if the Golden Seal
is just a 'myth' as you so sanctimoniously proclaim?

nah, i say, if you don't have anything helpful to share, then just stfu.

Despite what you think, you are assuming that it was the goldenseal caused you to pass (and you know what they say about "assumptions"). Your illogical conclusion that goldenseal works is known as a fallacy of causation. Its flat out wrong - period.

What if you eat a can of worms and later passed your test, would you sit there and conclude that the worms were responsible?

Bottom line is there is no product that can rid the body of THC. The only thing that can accomplish this is time and exercise.

In the drug testing forums, we like to keep things factual, because people come here with jobs and freedoms hanging in the balance. Anectdotes like yours can quickly cause an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre passing off as 'fact') to lose their job, or worse, end up in jail. Such readers deserve a better fate.

[Burnt Toast]

nah, i say, if you don't have anything helpful to share, then just stfu.

What makes you think your anecdote is helpful?

like i already said, i was a daily pot smoker, burning maybe
3 - 4 grams a day at the time and i smoked a joint 10 minutes before the last
test and still passed it so you tell me, why didn't i test dirty if the Golden Seal
is just a 'myth' as you so sanctimoniously proclaim?

Anybody can fabricate a story out of whole cloth in an effort to validate the so-called "efficacy" of Goldenseal.

As I said earlier, anecdotes like yours can quickly land an uninformed person in the unemployment line, or worse, jail.
If you dont like the fact that the we hold the poster to a high standard of fact, well thats too bad. Thats how it is here and shall remain. And if this idea is not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you. The drug testing forum is not a playground - not when careers and freedoms are at stake.