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    The Matrix

    Morpheus: THis is the loading program, your appearance now is what we call your residual self-image.

    Neo: Yeah, uh Morpheus? What's that smell, man?

    Morpheus: Do you think you are really smelling... anything, hmmm? Tell me, what is smell? If smell is the-

    Neo: -cut the shit man, I told Tank to block my olfaction feeds just to make sure, but I shouldn't be smelling ANYTHING right now. I think you took a dump in your chair again. C'mon man, in real life your ass is barely a few feet from my head. Do you have any idea how fucking uncool that is? When you have to go, just unplug, get up, and go. Please.

    Morpheus: Uh, what? No; I uh, you can't tell, uh, yeah ...No one can be told, why the matrix stinks. You must experience it for yourself.
    2600 Reviewed by 2600 on . The Matrix Morpheus: THis is the loading program, your appearance now is what we call your residual self-image. Neo: Yeah, uh Morpheus? What's that smell, man? Morpheus: Do you think you are really smelling... anything, hmmm? Tell me, what is smell? If smell is the- Neo: -cut the shit man, I told Tank to block my olfaction feeds just to make sure, but I shouldn't be smelling ANYTHING right now. I think you took a dump in your chair again. C'mon man, in real life your ass is barely a few feet Rating: 5
    Don\'t mess with Texas.

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    #2
    Senior Member

    The Matrix

    lol
    Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

    :stoned:

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    #3
    Senior Member

    The Matrix

    hahaaha rollin nicley

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    #4
    Senior Member

    The Matrix

    lol

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