Something like....
If you would like to be respected, the biker looks has got to go.
To be respected, one much wear a suit or khakis (wtf?) and a respectable dress-shirt. But hell I had a handle bar AMD(?) suit and not a soul took me seriously. Sorry I just made a spelling error, I am too lazy to correct my mistake but will continue to type this sentence out, outlining my lack of English skills.
Please edit your videos so you don't sound like you're reading cue cards and send me some gum.