LEGALIZE COW TIPPING

[Darkneon420]

Thats on my all time list to do things!! Im still gonna do it but instead put 2 mattresses beside our cow friend b4 we push it over

I love that idea mate! I'de like to see those farmers faces when they find their cows laying on matresses!! Lmao!

[ermitonto]

Well, cows can right themselves pretty easily. They're not like turtles on their backs.

[weirdo79]

Thats hilarious Ermitonto said it best....and im guessing most of you didnt read his link, its almost impossible to tip a cow, those that say they have 99.9% of the time would be lying. I Lived on a ranch for 3 years they are not small animals, they DO NOT sleep standing up, and they do not lock their legs. IF you did manage to tip one over , you would most likely be running for your life less than 20 seconds later as the bull in the herd would be after you for touching his "property", nevermind the rancher....You'de also be lucky if the cow herself doesnt kick your ass.....They have a kick that rivals a donkey's as well....he he jackasses....Also it would roughly take 5 people approaching a deaf cow thats also sightless at full speed and ramming it hard as they can...it's still more likely you'de all fall on your ass the cow would kick and then run....soooo many liars out there....go ahead go to a ranch and ask to help for just one day and you'll see....or just click on erm's link instead of passing it over and "making" up your "bullshit" (had too lol puns are the worst).

And, ahahhaha to the snipe hunt that one always kills me , I can't believe anyone's that dumb, but I guess enough fall for it all the time. "here's a bag and a stick just wait in the bushes and make this call...lol"

[kyle]

Lol Emintonto totally showed you all right to hell. Read his link.

[Rarrr]

I didnt actually say Id done it if these statements were intended for me. Id said Id like to try it! btw I hope this thread isnt being taken too seriously granted the name "Legalise Cow Tipping".

[MattakaSqueaks]

I dont think anyone that has replyed to this thread has ever had a chance to tip a cow over including myself. I think its possible but I dont think I will ever try it. Ill stick to breeding new strains. Peace

[Darkneon420]

It'd still be really funny.

[kyle]

It can NOT be done.

http://www.skeptic.com/jr5-09.html

[tagnamestek]

for some reason id take a wild guess that whoever it was was drunk shitless saw a horse, thought it was a kow, and tipped it then told the story and now everyone tries it. lol but it is possible to find a kow standin up when it sleeps, very rare, but every now and then itll just pass out standin up...ive heard of people doin the same thang, i even heard of someone fallin asleep while runnin and karryin somethin. then the group turned and that guy fell down

[4252]

How about Politician Tipping then? It's a proven scientific fact that they're asleep when they are standing up, speaking, voting themselves outrageous salary increases, etc. Just figure out which pocket the special interest money is in and push from the opposite side.

Then the phrase cow tipping can go back to it's original use; giving gratuities to the cows if they do a good job waiting on tables.

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