Thats hilarious Ermitonto said it best....and im guessing most of you didnt read his link, its almost impossible to tip a cow, those that say they have 99.9% of the time would be lying. I Lived on a ranch for 3 years they are not small animals, they DO NOT sleep standing up, and they do not lock their legs. IF you did manage to tip one over , you would most likely be running for your life less than 20 seconds later as the bull in the herd would be after you for touching his "property", nevermind the rancher....You'de also be lucky if the cow herself doesnt kick your ass.....They have a kick that rivals a donkey's as well....he he jackasses....Also it would roughly take 5 people approaching a deaf cow thats also sightless at full speed and ramming it hard as they can...it's still more likely you'de all fall on your ass the cow would kick and then run....soooo many liars out there....go ahead go to a ranch and ask to help for just one day and you'll see....or just click on erm's link instead of passing it over and "making" up your "bullshit" (had too lol puns are the worst).

And, ahahhaha to the snipe hunt that one always kills me , I can't believe anyone's that dumb, but I guess enough fall for it all the time. "here's a bag and a stick just wait in the bushes and make this call...lol"