BLUE BALLS

[Not Enough Herb]

my god i hate blue balls

this girl im with like never finishes me grrrrrrrrr

my balls hurt so much lmao dam this isnt fair

well im off *unzips pants*


later

Not Enough Herb Reviewed by Not Enough Herb on 03-23-2005. BLUE BALLS my god i hate blue balls this girl im with like never finishes me grrrrrrrrr my balls hurt so much lmao dam this isnt fair well im off *unzips pants* later Rating: 5

[jacquelyne]

Never finishes ? Like giving u head ?
Cause if thats the problem i think i have the solution.

[Not Enough Herb]

well i was getting a handjob and i was fingering her and she came and then we just stopped cuz everyone in my family was home and they were all upstairs

^ well whats the solution ne ways?

later

[jacquelyne]

I hate giving hand jobs i would rather watch them do that themself.I would rather give head any day of the week.My fella is a bit of a premature ejaculator with sex but not with oral sex.Its all good to suck but your mouth can get sore from being open for so long.The best thing for me and it makes him cum usually within 10 minutes is i lay down on the bed with heaps of pillows under my head so im heaps high up (say approx at where his willy is when hes kneeling) turn my face around so im facing his dick then let him fuck my face.I like that because i dont have to do anything and he cums quick and from there too i can play with his "blue" balls lol

[jacquelyne]

shit did i scare u ?

[Not Enough Herb]

^

lmfao holy shit actually thats not a bad idea

ill try it with my girl

ya but i dont think were talking about the same kind of balls here

my balls r blue cuz i never blew and it feels like lil ppl r hammering on my sac with a chizzel

dam u should name that face fuckin position....sounds pretty kinky

later

[jacquelyne]

lol hammering on my sac with a chizzel
is that the same feeling as when u toss too much ?
my bf says if he wanks too much his kegs hurt really bad

[Not Enough Herb]

na my wang hurts and my arm burns if i wank to much

my nuts feel a little releaved

later

[kronick]

LMFAO!! I LOVE THIS THREAD!! so "blunt" and to the "joint" er...i mean point :P

jacquelyne, you sure scared me :| "then let him fuck my face" now thats just scary. arnt u scared that hes gonna poke an eye out? :P

and yes, blue balls does feel like "lil ppl r hammering on my sac with a chizzel"...very painfull...in fact, i had it today. which is weird cause i never get it :\ and its even more strange that i come on this msg board and i find someone else has this blue balls problem today, or lately.

ps."na my wang hurts and my arm burns if i wank to much" if i "wank" too much...man, you are too much. lmao

[Ammie]

lmfao!!! this is by far the funniest thread i have read in a very long time








ty jac ::takes note::