BLUE BALLS

[Islander]

FACT: You can never wank to much

[kronick]

FACT: You can never wank to much

and how im wanking right now :P


not enough herb...i declare you "the funniest mofo" on this message board.

[Encatuse]

I hate giving hand jobs i would rather watch them do that themself.I would rather give head any day of the week.My fella is a bit of a premature ejaculator with sex but not with oral sex.Its all good to suck but your mouth can get sore from being open for so long.The best thing for me and it makes him cum usually within 10 minutes is i lay down on the bed with heaps of pillows under my head so im heaps high up (say approx at where his willy is when hes kneeling) turn my face around so im facing his dick then let him fuck my face.I like that because i dont have to do anything and he cums quick and from there too i can play with his "blue" balls lol

I wish you were my girlfriend... I'm gonna go masturbate

[Euphoric]

hhhehehe

[likemclever]

The best thing for me and it makes him cum usually within 10 minutes is i lay down on the bed with heaps of pillows under my head so im heaps high up (say approx at where his willy is when hes kneeling) turn my face around so im facing his dick then let him fuck my face.

quite a feat of sexual engineering...

ps. I though blue balls was just some bull shit line that guys use to get you to blow them.

[jacquelyne]

Ive never heard of blue balls myself but i wouldnt mind seeing that lol.They dont actually go blue hey ? Is it just tension or pressure or something because u need to ejaculate ? If it is that couldnt you just have a pull and it would be better i dunno

[Not Enough Herb]

ok...well i solved my blue ball problem last night...give the old boy a few fast strokes and i drenched the entire napkin i wsa gonna blow on....got my hands covered in it and got it all over my pants

mmmmm nothing beats a jerk with blue balls

but ya they dont go blue they hurt so bad...its like putting a bear trap on them

ouchies

later

[kronick]

fuck...once u get blue balls...it dont matter if u wank or not...cause ur nads will still hurt!!! the only thing that cures the BB's is time...it'd just be better not to get em in the first place.

[Not Enough Herb]

ya i really need time alone wiht that girl

then we could have sex

but we were fooling around in my basment while my rents were upstairs lol....i fingered her twice and she was moaning like a cow that got kicked in the utters...it was a great night i could put up with blue balls for a night like that

later

[jacquelyne]

funny.