PARENTS...BY FAR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES!

[Not Enough Herb]

fuck

parents r fuckin gay (no anti gayness intentend)

im fucckin sit down on the computer my mom starts screaming at me cuz my eyes were red today...even tho she wasnt there

i was high before a job interview but im not a retard when im stoned and i can control it.

i got the job as well but is that good enough for my parents....nope they yell ur a stoner, ur ognna get fired and go nowhere in life

encouraging isnt it?

but ya my mom started talking to me again and she was like y were ur eyes red i wsa like i was tired...i was like if i wsa high do u think id b able to get a job...shes like i dont no...and i was like well who just got a job ??

then i was like ya thats right....i said good day lol and mad a little bye bye wave with my hand

anyone elses parents being pricks?

later

Not Enough Herb Reviewed by Not Enough Herb on 03-23-2005. PARENTS...BY FAR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES! fuck parents r fuckin gay (no anti gayness intentend) im fucckin sit down on the computer my mom starts screaming at me cuz my eyes were red today...even tho she wasnt there i was high before a job interview but im not a retard when im stoned and i can control it. i got the job as well but is that good enough for my parents....nope they yell ur a stoner, ur ognna get fired and go nowhere in life Rating: 5

[dr lifted]

yeah, my mom caught me smokin before class one day and then she started giving me a huge lecture. but the funniest part was she seemed high too and i confronted her and then she started laughing and was like that's no excuse....i'm an adult. she complained about me having a b average my first semester in college and she blamed it on the weed. haah, funny woman.

[jacquelyne]

I dont need to worry now.But back when i was at home i thought my mum was the worst.She seemed so strict on me compared to some of my friends.She wouldnt let me go out too much because she always knew what i was up to.Then i would go visit my dad on school holidays and he lived at a pub so i could sit at the bar at 12,13,14 and drink some beers with him.LOL mum didnt know that

[jacquelyne]

fuck wrong thread

[kuulbns]

Aussie women are great people

[40oz]

My parents are pretty oblivious. Before I was caught and they knew I smoked or drank or anything, I could come home drunk and high and they wouldnt suspect anything. I think once my dad asked why I kept throwing up on myself one time when I drank too much. I just told him I had a migraine.

Now, after having been caught everytime I come home at night they say, "you were smoking werent you... I can smell it". But I know they really cant, they just say that because they think Im stupid enough to fall for it and admit. Other than that they have really no idea of the signs besides red eyes. I just tell them i left my contacts in for a few days.

[sharpezor]

havent been cought yet

[ParadiseLife]

tell them if they dont get off your bak your moving out or threaten them some how and say i plan to smoke weed regardles of what youu say so acceptit or yell at me until i move away and i will move away very far away
it may work but dont let your parents win
fight back your 16 you have rights

[BostonToker]

the worst use to be coming home on acid and shit, and my eyes are like fucking giant and im staring at all sorts of shit, and they would be like, whats wrong with you.....oh to be a kid again

[Dick Justice]

I ate shrooms with my parents still home and active one time. I sat in my room and zoned out for like half an hour (felt like a year) and went downstairs and tried to talk to them and everything. Then I went into the bathroom and saw my eyes in the mirror, and how huge they were, and how my face looked like it was melting, and I burst out laughing. Like, really loud.