My parents are pretty oblivious. Before I was caught and they knew I smoked or drank or anything, I could come home drunk and high and they wouldnt suspect anything. I think once my dad asked why I kept throwing up on myself one time when I drank too much. I just told him I had a migraine.

Now, after having been caught everytime I come home at night they say, "you were smoking werent you... I can smell it". But I know they really cant, they just say that because they think Im stupid enough to fall for it and admit. Other than that they have really no idea of the signs besides red eyes. I just tell them i left my contacts in for a few days.
40oz Reviewed by 40oz on . PARENTS...BY FAR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES! fuck parents r fuckin gay (no anti gayness intentend) im fucckin sit down on the computer my mom starts screaming at me cuz my eyes were red today...even tho she wasnt there i was high before a job interview but im not a retard when im stoned and i can control it. i got the job as well but is that good enough for my parents....nope they yell ur a stoner, ur ognna get fired and go nowhere in life Rating: 5