Australia is WANK


"What's wrong with Aussies?" I hear you ask....Australians sit around all day guzzling down Fosters and listening to Vanessa Amorosi in their wet, dirty vests. They smell, they're loud and they don't understand jokes. To most of the world, Australia seems like one long episode of "Heartbreak High" but that's just what they want you to think, they want you to assume it's just one long tucker keg and barbie beach party....BUT IT'S NOT! The purpose of this site is to expose the SHITHOLE that is Australia, the arm-pit of the world.

Is there a worse accent than Australian ??? I'd like to hear it!

Australians have annoying accents because they're stupid and don't know how to talk any other way. Most Australians have really pointless names, this is so the rest of the world can tell straight away where they are from. Australia is absolutely miles from most decent countries in the world, but does that keep them away ? Heck no siree bob it doesn't - Crap Aussie TV gets shown all over the world and crap Aussie music plagues our charts like....well, like The Plague. The time has come for action my friends, we need to start a new war with Australia.....screw Iraq, they're done with, let's bomb Australia !! But first, let's take a brief history lesson.......

When Australia was built on a deserted island in 1984, they couldn't think of a name for it. Most people wanted to call it 'mate' because it was a good word, but this one bloke said "hey there sports, I've jus' been to this wonderful place called Austria - let's steal their name and spell it wrong" they all agreed that it was a bonza idea.







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heh heh, actually I would love to visit australia some day