Substitution question

[grizzlylcmint]

Ok so i have a pre-employment drug screening tomorrow, and theres no way i can pass it without subbing.

I already have my 2 oz shampoo bottle and a person willing to "lend" me their clean urine. I plan on wearing 2 pairs of tighty whities and keeping the bottle underneath my nutsack. The only thing im worried about is the temp. of the urine, as the bottle might be on me for 2-3 hours before its time for me to use it.

Im completely broke at the moment, so i dont have any money to buy a digital thermomoter to measure the temperature. Will the urine still be warm enough after 2-3 hours? And if not can i wrap those glove warming heat pads around the bottle to keep the temp. up? Any and all helpful answers are appreciated, and i thank you in advance!

grizzlylcmint Reviewed by grizzlylcmint on 05-03-2009. Substitution question Ok so i have a pre-employment drug screening tomorrow, and theres no way i can pass it without subbing. I already have my 2 oz shampoo bottle and a person willing to "lend" me their clean urine. I plan on wearing 2 pairs of tighty whities and keeping the bottle underneath my nutsack. The only thing im worried about is the temp. of the urine, as the bottle might be on me for 2-3 hours before its time for me to use it. Im completely broke at the moment, so i dont have any money to buy a Rating: 5

[kemico2]

After that time and that little amount of urine the temperature will probably be out of the range they look for. If I were you I'd tape those glove warmer things you were talking about to the bottle. Good luck with your test.

[Burnt Toast]

When subbing, its extremely important that you have some kind of device to monitor the temp.
Try and borrow some money so you can purchase some stick-on baby temp strips. These are similar to the temp strips the collector uses on the sample cup at the facility.
Check your local pharmacy store.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Kemico, based on your answer to the OP I gotta ask if you're in hgh school? "Probably be out of the range they're looking for?" If done properly, a sample will remain at body temp indefinitely even without heat pads. It shouldn't be a race against the clock till the temp goes to low and an alarm sounds from your pants.

I would add to Burnt Toast's post by saying that if you had some experience under your belt, you could do it without a thermometer or heat pads but as a first time, you need the thermometer at least and then if you can't do it then yes you will need the heat pads. The goal isn't to slow heat loss down but to maintain the temp at 90-100.

[grizzlylcmint]

Thanks for the replies guys, they are greatly appreciated! Well i ended up finding a digital thermometor in the medicine cabinet, so im not so worried anymore. I've been using my own urine to practice, and everything seems to be going smooth. I measured the temp as soon as i pissed into the bottle and it read 97.7, and i then immediately put the bottle under my nutsack. I then took the temp an hour later and it read 97.3. Its now been an hour and 30 minutes and it is reading 97.2.

So tomorrow what im going to do is check the temp right before i leave to go to the place where im taking the test, and if the temp is below 96 im gonna go buy a cup of coffee and use that to heat the urine up to 99 or 100 degrees and then just stick it in my pants. And then by the time i actually get into the bathroom it should be at a good temperature.

Once again, thanks for the help everyone. This is a great site with wonderful information! I will post as soon as i get my results back. Keep on tokin' guys! :jointsmile:

[grizzlylcmint]

Well i had the test today,and everything went great! It was soo easy, i can't believe that i was ever worried about it. I start orientation on thursday. Thanks for the help everyone! Im about to light up a spliff in celebration:rasta:

[killerweed420]

Congrats Grizzly. Welcome to the sub club:jointsmile:

[jeffman]

Congrats...:thumbsup: