So Much For Cyber Sex

[Hektik]

lol those are funny as shit

[bigdaddy420]

Sounds like some seriously hot cybersex. Unfortunately, that sounds about like my luck. Well, except for the limp thing.

[ilovelife]

lulu... hahah holy shit im so stoned right now i was reading that for 30 minutes laughin my fuckin ass off thats some funny shit!

[AdIcTs77]

ahh man that was hilarious. Great Lu

[slipknotpsycho]

omfg! that's the funniest shit i've heard in awhile...maybe it's because my imagination came back recently and i can actually see all of it happening in my head!!! ROFLMFAOPIMP i have to shut my nose and cover my mouth so i wouldn't laugh so hard as to wake my wife up ^^ OMFG!

[EverydayJunglist]

LoL kronick! haha

[kronick]

you dont even know how good i think i am.

:P

[HaZarD]

read em b4, but funny shit

[NoosaHeads]

Thats The Funniest Shit I have read in ages....
Nice one Lulu.....

[Juggalotus17]

www.bash.org

that website has some of the funniest instant messanger quotes ever.

(bovril): amsterdam is officially the best place ever
(doggie^): how stoned did you get?
(bovril): as stoned as an adulterous arab woman

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<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER
<IgnusDei> and MY SISTER
<Hyperian> i love your sister
<IgnusDei> no you wouldn't
<IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first
<IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch

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SparTacus ([email protected]) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko ([email protected]) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>Iâ??m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r

don't know about you all but that there is some funny shit


and one of my favs:

<Animenia> Oh shit almost forgot to tell you guys.... The funniest thing ever happened today...
<Animenia> There\'s this dude living beneath my apartment and some other dude across the street
<Animenia> and we talk from time to time so we decided to have a litte chat on my teamspeak server
<Animenia> so after talking a while
<Animenia> one of the guys said he had to leave for a while so the server got really quiet...
<Ayanami9870> because they saw a webcam pic of his dildo?
<Animenia> Though this guy didn\'t use push to talk so after like 10 minutes of inactivity on the server I started hear moanings and shit from my speakers
<Animenia> and I was playing really loud music
<Animenia> Then you hear his mom come in and he\'s like \"oh shit, it\'s not what it looks like\" and she goes of screaming \"YOU\'RE MASTURBATING?!?!\" and starts crying and shit and tells him to move out and stuff like that
<Dazzio> holy fuck
<Animenia> You should have seen the look on his face when I met him in the elevator later today.... He gave me the dirtiest look ever.... and said \"Did you really have to play so god damn loud music?? The whole block heard of my mom and that shit\"