I'll try to make this as brief as possible.

I've been smoking about 4-5 times a week for the last couple of weeks. The last time I smoked was April 12 (sunday). Of course on April 13 I got a call from my employer telling me that I have the job as long as I pass the required drug test. I have to take the test on April 24th. Since April 13 I have been drinking water steadily and working out close to every day as well as hitting up the sauna. ( I'm 5'11, 155, with an extremely fast metabolism)

As the 24th gets closer I have been getting more and more nervous that I will piss dirty. Because of this I have done a lot of researching on this wonderful site and have come to the conclusion that subbing has a much higher success rate then trying to dilute. It blows my mind that so many of you are this ballsy. The company that I have to take the test for I know for a fact does not supervise. As I keep reading I think that the best option for me is to sub. I'm just sooo nervous about it I can hardly see myself having the balls to do it. "What if it pops, what if the temp is off, ect"

How many of you have successfully put a condom of clean piss under your scrotum, and then put your underwear on top of that? I don't want to rely on the cup having a temperature strip on the side and I don't want to rely on hand warmers b/c it just feels like another things I have to moniter.
It's possible that I could dilute it successfully and pass but I think its just such a easier and safer route to sub, even though the idea scares the hell out of me.

How did you guys do this? Make me feel not as nervous!
hotrod99 Reviewed by hotrod99 on . Scared as #$@$ to sub, how did you do it? I'll try to make this as brief as possible. I've been smoking about 4-5 times a week for the last couple of weeks. The last time I smoked was April 12 (sunday). Of course on April 13 I got a call from my employer telling me that I have the job as long as I pass the required drug test. I have to take the test on April 24th. Since April 13 I have been drinking water steadily and working out close to every day as well as hitting up the sauna. ( I'm 5'11, 155, with an extremely fast metabolism) Rating: 5