quick question

[RLew420]

So I am not really a smoker anymore because I am subjected to random drug testing at my current job. But I truly am a marijuana lover and last week maryjane was just calling my name so i indulged a little bit and of course the very next day my number was called for the test. Of course I knew right then and there i was totally fucked so i diluted my system as much as i could but i really wasn't able to flush everything out so that it was just straight water that i was peeing(the supervisor just showed up and brought me down to the testing facility without any warning).so that being said I have been doing a little research on things that can cause false positives on drug tests and I found a few things that said Ibuprofen can cause a false positive for marijuana. Does anyone know if this is true or will I just make myself look like a complete jackass if I try to bullshit my way out of this?
any feedback would be greatly appreciated and i expect the results to be coming back tomorrow so the quicker the better. thank you so much.

RLew420 Reviewed by RLew420 on 04-14-2009. quick question So I am not really a smoker anymore because I am subjected to random drug testing at my current job. But I truly am a marijuana lover and last week maryjane was just calling my name so i indulged a little bit and of course the very next day my number was called for the test. Of course I knew right then and there i was totally fucked so i diluted my system as much as i could but i really wasn't able to flush everything out so that it was just straight water that i was peeing(the supervisor just Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

False positives won't matter. Once they send it to GC/MS they'll know exactly what the substance is.
For businesses that do this, I recommend not peeing. Just stall. By law they have to give you 3 hours to sit there and pee. So just sit there. You're being paid anyway. So sit and wait for them to release you. They'll be shoveling water down you. so you'll have to try to hold it. or if your lucky and there's aplant somewhere there. just pour the water in the planter when nobodies watching. Fucking with the boss is always a good thing.