Quote Originally Posted by the image reaper
many years ago, a drinking buddy and myself staggered home, put a pizza in the oven ... toughest pizza crust I ever ate (yup, too stupid-drunk to remove the cardboard platter) ... :wtf:
haha.. dude.. I feel ya..

Year or two back I was coming home on the train but had to piss real bad so I hopped off at first stop I could and went runnin for the street.. Ran down a dark street pissed right there, looked across the street and saw a sandwich shop.

So I go get myself a breakfast wrap at like 11pm.. had this flaky crust on it.. destroyed like 90% of the burrito, got under a street light, and realized the flaky crust was a sheet of wax paper I had just ate