i dont poo

my bowels fell out of my rectum from a very bad expirement:

one day, i decided to stick a carrot up my ass... bad idea....and then i couldnt get that mother fucker oput cuz it was lubed and slipped right in....so my girl came over and she put her hand in my ass and i pushed as she pulled and i guess we both did our parts too strong cuz out flew the carrot and my bowels following it!!

shit everywhere....on her...me...the floor....but the carrot was still good!!


wow i cant beleive i wasted 5 minutes of my life making that crap up...time for a bowl


later