Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

So you're treading water to let me catch up, huh? (Picture the senior ladies' synchronized swim team)

O-O-O is queenside castle, ya?

Not so sure I like my pawns scattered downrange like dat, but I has maid my bed, and now I mus lye in it. :rasta:

Oh my!

Well, it does free your knight.

I'ma go ;
N - KN5!

And, the midgame begins!

Lye can cause serious burns to yer head.
Line da bed wit' roses instead.
The thorns might turn the sheets quite red.
But mo' betta bloody, dan Drano dead

Burma Shave.


Wheezard