Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

B - KN2

That's a good move, in mid, or end-game
Right from the git, though, it is easily thwarted.
Here's how to handle an early fianchetto.
P - Q4!

Black now dominates 3 long diagonals and, so far, owns the center.:thumbsup:
Hope you got a long term plan, 'cause the wiki is feeding you hose.
Hint:
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:asskick:at best!!

Suggest you count the number of controlled squares.
Ignoring the pawns, it's white -5
Black - 21
You need to remedy that in the next three moves or get mugged.

At best.

Aloha,
Da Weeze