Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

Hey, I been lurking. I logged out so I wouldn't be tempted to waste time weighing in on all the threads-by-troll posts lately. Swamped doesn't say it. My data is crashing all around me. Last project with this OS, but gotta attend school some to learn the new one for summer. (Makes Photoshop look like a "Light" version of something...)

Anyway, received a pickle-looking thing in the mail today. What appears to be the "down" end is a bit skinned over. Does that end to to be re-cut, or just stick it in soil/lava?

That's spoda be there.
Seals in the moisture
Jus poke it inna medium and keep it warm and moist, but not overly wet.
Temps under 60 F. will kill it once it roots.
each color has a distinctive scent.
I'm sure you'll like this one.

True dat. Whatever misguided philanthropists are underwriting the bandwidths of these respective sites must have profit-making agendas (albeit well-hidden, or ineptly promoted...)

Looks like a run on "How to make $$ being a successful MJ entrepreneur / dispensary operator" seminars is up next. Later, widespread decriminalization will NOT help 'UFO' sales, as the stealth factor won't be important. Ledgurl will prolly be stuck with some floor samples. imp:

Might be why he's being such a dick.
Runnin' scared as legalization looms.
Why'd I say he?
'cause real women don't have PMS everyday!

I'll e ya when I get time.

Just harvested a couple hundred seeds.
Don't know their character, yet.
But when I finished makin' bubble hash, I left the budball in the bag waiting on the ice to melt and the bag to drain.
Forgot it for a day.
The next morning I got out the Eyeclops to look for un-gleaned wealth. (Fat chance with a 10.8% yeild).

When I split the ball open it was filled with sprouts!
Talk about a party favor!
I took 5 of them and put them in clean coco in a 4" pot.
I was very careful and there were exactly 5.
One in each corner and one in the middle.

But, now there's 6 seedlings!:wtf:

The roots had just made their 90s so they went in "the right way down" and they popped up and threw their shells easily the very next day.:thumbsup:

Don't really have room, or the need, but I gotta know their nature, so...


Think I'll transplant all 6 en-mass into a 8" square pot full of coco and drop that into a 6 ga. DWC bucket. Then just leave it onna lanai an' see what we get.
Fast as these pups is growin', they might all be males.
That'd be good too.
Male plant hash is very low yeild, but quite potent!

And since they are from a "light stressed" hermie, they should be secure in their sexuality if I don't annoy them.

When I saw that the neighbors had started leaving their porch light on again, I expected a little trouble.

What surprized the hell outta me was the pattern.
Only the bottom branches popped nanners and I did have some screening, (reflectix), but the wind had lifted the bottom 2' and exposed only the bottom-most branches to the "extra" light.
Those were the only ones to got nanners!!
I didn't think it worked that way.

Thought light stress would have a more global effect.
Next indoor flowering, I'm planning to fashion an "isolation bag"
I'll use it to illuminate a single branch, rudely and often.
Be nice to make some good pollen and still harvest the rest of the plant.

TANSTAAFL though, so I expect to see the whole plant go into senescence as soon as the one branch pops pollen.
Same way a female does when you only pollinate one bud.
(Once they are safely married and preggers. they tend to let themselves, um, go to seed)

But, if I wait until the buds swell some before I start :weedpoke: it with me light sabre, it might be a good way to get some feminized pollen without ruining a harvest.
Whuddaya think?


Aloha,
Weeze

[MerryPrankstr]

IC? If ya don't mind a vendor/mod editing other peoples posts.
I was censored!
I still hang there, but it is no longer possible share REAL led information there.
The main merchant is running the show now.
When facts annoy, facts lose.
Ah, well, when I can pay their nut, I'll bitch about it.
For now. I just shake my head.
Then come hang out here.

The devil you say!
Whod've thunk it, Weeze...
Oh Well, no place like home.

Whutcha got growin' brah?

Just Lowered the PPM in the Laughing Buddha to 350 this last Tuesday. About a week ot two to go. It's five foot tall and fills the tent.

Next grow I'm choosing between 4 10 packs of Reservoir Seeds selections:
Chemdog IX III, Strawberry Diesel, Ultimate Strawberry Kush and 4SD.

Any suggestions?

Hey now D.H. ! I see you lurking there.

M.P.

[BlueBlazer]

(Hint: I sometimes pulls me punches to keep it interesting.)

You never know, I may be a ringer . . . or hear a ringer . . . or score a ringer . . . or that ringing I hear may be in my ears from that punch you didn't pull

Win/lose Ainokea! "The play's the thing"
It's the entertaining side banter that I really enjoy .
D.H. is a rare treat.
He's edgy and droll, and often deep.
Got a George Burns/Redd Fox flavor to it.

DH is indeed a humorous individual. I have learned the hard way to refrain from sipping my coffee whilst reading his posts.

Lost a friend recently.
Was gettin a li'l down over it.
Re-read this thread.
Helped a lot.:thumbsup:
Laughter be da bes' medicine.
Weed be a close second.

Sorry about your friend. I hate saying goodbye to folks that mean a lot to me.


So, what's yer pleasue?

Well now . . . that's what she said.
When I woke up my wallet was empty and she was gone . . .

Actually, I'd just enjoy chatting with y'all if you don't mind me barging in. These days I have a hard time bending my mind to chess.

I taught my youngest to play when he was little and I was a pretty good player. Throughout his life with us, he could never beat me. A couple of years back, we played for the first time in years. He made short censored of me and I realized I just couldn't care enough to concentrate and play the game I'm capable of.



Weezard

Plus, the sticky I'm smoking now makes it challenging to play Find Your Foot sometimes . . . :stoned:

Blue

[Weezard]

"He made short censored of me"
Mahlo fo' da clean up.
Dat wor* spooks me..

No worry brah, you are welcome to jus' hang out .
I'm sure you've met/read Merry P., n MG, n Headshake, n Horseman, n all.
If yer into "swattin' flies, swappin' lies, n firin' the odd shot here n there," you'll like it onna lanai.

Da Hawaiian Inebriatti are a lot more fun dan a mensa picnic and twice as high.
So welcome aboard, dere's homebrew inna fridge, make yer self to home.
I gotta go nourish da beasts.
Back soon.
Smoke 'em if ya gottem.

Wee (I blame the side effects) 'zard

[BlueBlazer]

Thanks Weeze, but I think I grabbed the wrong bottle of home brew . . . tasted like bong water and now I'm blind in one eye.

Fortunately I have another one handy.

[Weezard]

Thanks Weeze, but I think I grabbed the wrong bottle of home brew . . . tasted like bong water and now I'm blind in one eye.

Fortunately I have another one handy.

Which? Bottle, or eye?

An' dat was a 'speriment you drank.
Green dragon tinctured with moonshine, an infused inna brewski.
Been dere for weeks, been afraid to test it with the wife at large, (got hungry dogs), can't afford to go comatose.

Hey guys, I jus' had one o dose stoner 'deas.:thumbsup:

The pipes were almost clogged shut an' were gettin' foul smellin', and I'm no less lazy dan yesterday.
What to do?

Aha! Consternation turned to elucidation!
I need a machine, says I!

I usually start with hot running water from the tap, then alcohol and salt, then bent-up pipe cleaners and a lot of noodling, then alcohol again.
Rinse, lather, repeat. Feh!

Now me toolz look bran, spankin' new for much less time and effort.
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And the secret?!
No biggie really.

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I fill it with hot water and have some fun.
Then put da pipe inna quart ziplock w/ iso an' salt.
(Don't even need the salt anymore)
Just used plain rubbing alcohol this time.
Shake for a while and rinse out with the W.P.
Easiest, most thorough job yet.

Enjoy.
Weeze

[BlueBlazer]

Which? Bottle, or eye?

Both! :thumbsup:

An' dat was a 'speriment you drank.
Green dragon tinctured with moonshine, an infused inna brewski.
Been dere for weeks, been afraid to test it with the wife at large, (got hungry dogs), can't afford to go comatose.

Well it didn't cure my cottonmouth, but after a while I forgot what cottonmouth was . . . Also right now I'm more concerned with how the floor got so close to my face all of a sudden.

[Weezard]

Both! :thumbsup:



Well it didn't cure my cottonmouth, but after a while I forgot what cottonmouth was . . . Also right now I'm more concerned with how the floor got so close to my face all of a sudden.

Pay it no mind, brah.
You a'ight.
It's appears to be a mexican jumping floor.
Does dat to me alla time.

Dat's why we hang onna lanai.
We screwed the lanai down ourselves, it pretty much stays put.
When I break out da scary jars, we lay down firs'!
Saves time n teeth, yah?.

alo ha
Wee 'zard

PS
'bout to get weird up in here,:stoned: I'm eyin' da hash.

[BlueBlazer]

Pay it no mind, brah.
You a'ight.
It's appears to be a mexican jumping floor.
Does dat to me alla time.

So if I eat some mexican jumping bean salad, that should give me some equilibrium ya?

Dat's why we hang onna lanai.
We screwed the lanai down ourselves, it pretty much stays put.
When I break out da scary jars, we lay down firs'!
Saves time n teeth, yah?.

I'm thinking of having an operation to get metal teeth . . . it's risky but it's worth it! I'm kind of short on cash so I just wrapped my teeth with tin foil to hold me over . . . :rastabanna:

[Weezard]

So if I eat some mexican jumping bean salad, that should give me some equilibrium ya?

Only if it's in-phase.

An' ya gotta start by synchronizing the beans.
(Shirley, you've herd of Katz)
All together now.

Mo' EZ to jus' lay down, brah.:rastasmoke:

I'm thinking of having an operation to get metal teeth . . . it's risky but it's worth it! I'm kind of short on cash so I just wrapped my teeth with tin foil to hold me over . . . :rastabanna:

Dude! Your banana is much too happy.
Jus' my opinion.
Weeze