"He made short censored of me"
Mahlo fo' da clean up.
Dat wor* spooks me..

No worry brah, you are welcome to jus' hang out .
I'm sure you've met/read Merry P., n MG, n Headshake, n Horseman, n all.
If yer into "swattin' flies, swappin' lies, n firin' the odd shot here n there," you'll like it onna lanai.

Da Hawaiian Inebriatti are a lot more fun dan a mensa picnic and twice as high.
So welcome aboard, dere's homebrew inna fridge, make yer self to home.
I gotta go nourish da beasts.
Back soon.
Smoke 'em if ya gottem.

Wee (I blame the side effects) 'zard