Quote Originally Posted by oldmac
Happy New Year Weez and DH!

'sgood to be retired? Shit, it's just good to be alive at my age!:thumbsup:

Think you could add DP and IR to your short list.
Aloha OM

Happy New Year Brah.
Yup! An' Da Rockin' Horse.
Though he's not retired yet, just under-employed.
Yo' HMR! Where you be at?

Had the oddest N.Y.E. ever.
Downed 2 lagers in a half hour,
That normally gets my car keys'
(So, I'm a lightweight lush, so sue me, I'm also a cheap date)
This time, nada!

Hmmm, packed da pipe with "mornin' weed.
(That should have had me babbling out 40 year old memories.)
Zip!
:wtf:
Long to'ed evenin',
I said,
pups is fed, I'm paid ahead,
of gettin' high, I am no sked
guess it's time to feed my head.

Ate 5 magic cookies!:thumbsup:

2 hours later, still waitin'.

Tired of waiting, broke out da hash.
Li'l dab'll do ya, so I shaved up a big dab!
Nice buzz, kinda.
Not really feeling it
:wtf:
Been 4 hours and I'm not planning on driving, so, 2 more beers.
A bowl of WW, a bowl of G13/BB, and I'm still feelin' Sunday sober.:wtf:
<sigh>
Went to da vault, and unshackled the HI Homie III.
The-one hit thunderfuck edition!
Rolled an' smoked a fattie.:jointsmile:
So, why can I still walk, and think straight?:wtf::wtf:

Hmm, perhaps I can't.
Could jus' be beer goggles.
Went next door to watch my neighbors fireworks display through the eyes of his 3 year old. (Bes' way!)

He offered me a beer.
No wanna be rude so, 5 beers.


Still feeling no effect.:wtf:
OK, I say. "Mus' be me."
An' old Fugs tune rattling in my head "Couldn't get high".

Logged in and found a new move here and said,
OK, now V shell C!

The next 4 moves were so obvious and easy that I figured I must be very drunk, and am actually hosing this game.

Not so, even made a pawn sacrifice with a 4 move payback!

Ok, that proves naught.
Grabbed a NYT crossword puzzle for an objective function test.

Was even easier than usual. :wtf:

3:00 a.m not the least bit tired.
Had to will myself to sleep 'cause I was still havin' fun and still clear headed.
Woke around 8 feelin' great.
Uncharacteristic.
I don't usually "do" mornings.
Felt sharp and lucid!
Grabbed the paper and did da crosswords.
They were laughably easy.

Not complaining, mind you.
Except for not feeling stoned, it's a state of mind that I'd like to encourage.

The only thing I did differently New Years Eve was to try 13g. of Salvia hispanica, (Chia), seeds in the morning.
My Holistic friend gave me a large bag and said it's supposed to aleviate, <sic>, inflammation.
Though it makes no such claim on the bag.

Actually all the bag says is it's "The worlds healthiest whole food".
I'm about to try another scoop today.
Can't possibly be that good for you, don't taste bad enough.
I'll keep ya posted.

Wondering Wee Zard
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