Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

P - QR4 ?

I would KILL for a taste of ham...

Skip the sides.

Just gimme that smokey, salty, brown-sugar-and-clove-y goodness.

I think you are employing some cruel psycho-gastronomical tactic here...

I'm getting dizzy...

So it would seem.
"You are standing into danger."

Bad move.
Naughty even.
You don't really want to sacrifice that Knight does ya?

Wee. (peeg biter) Zard