Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

I think the diagram is right,
Except that extra, errant knight.
So while you're off to quaff a brew,
I'll move "Queen to QB2!"

If you're really really sure.
Dat's what ya wanna do.

Cause iffn ya does, dat pawn I will screw.
Woohoo!