Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

Well, I'm not sure how this part is supposed to go.

N - Q4

Or is it just a race between the pawn and king?

The pawns increase in value with every step/inch.
Use the advantage of your knight .
Indirect attack
I'll bring my king up for support.
K - KB3