Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

"Cone of irradiance"

That's one 'o them newfangled "high heat spectacle" thingamabobs, ain't it?

Don't hardly seem nacherul....

Sir Cleatus of Buckwheatster

[Weezard]

Who the f..k tallied that up? The Office of the Viet Nam Body Count?

I get 2-0 after a hypothetical trade, which I am merely considering ATM. I am holding out for a first-round draft pick; Team Hermie needs a linebacker. :stoned:

Humph! :cursing:

Brought her out.
Capture a bishop,
moved her back.

You feelin' allright?
Got yer donut cushion inflated?

Weeze da counting zard.

[Weezard]

Pieces on the back rank, other than "linked rooks", are not considered to be "in play".
So, you want a re-count?
It's 5:1 be'fo' da trade
4:0 after.

Develop early and often.

[DreadedHermie]

P - QN3

And enough with the "mileage" on my Queen already! Have a little respect.

[Weezard]

P X P
Undoubled me pawns.

[DreadedHermie]

I must admit, that little "pawn clot" you're coagulating in the center has been an annoyance. I should have burned their crops and plowed salt into their fields as I did last time.

Peons! (Wait, that's probably a related word...)


I got it.

Pissants! :cursing:

[DreadedHermie]

Undoubled me pawns.

Don't you have a pawn at Q4?

Oh, crap. I was using pawns for place-holders trying out moves. I may have screwed them up again.

[Weezard]

Don't you have a pawn at Q4?

Oh, crap. I was using pawns for place-holders trying out moves. I may have screwed them up again.

Nope, your right.
Un doubled from QB re-doubled on Q

[DreadedHermie]

Nuts. Now ya tells me. I been trying to backtrack and figger out where we are. You gotta Bishop @ Q3, and Q @ Q2?

Better yet, gotta pic?

Sorry, I shoulda updated more often.

[Weezard]

Nuts. Now ya tells me. I been trying to backtrack and figger out where we are. You gotta Bishop @ Q3, and Q @ Q2?

Better yet, gotta pic?

Sorry, I shoulda updated more often.

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Here 'tis