Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

Au contraire, mon cheri!

Ees not hipposettical. Ees real!

Wanna play? Zard will help you kick my ass. He just lets me win so I don't get discouraged.

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[rebgirl420]

I would like to play.

I play in real life but I really have no clue as to what the spaces are called and shit.

I'd be like, "Horsey to "L" shape"

[DreadedHermie]

Well, we call the squares the geek way.

Whatever side of the board you're on is how you call your squares.

Like dis:

See your king? (where ever he is...) He's on K1. Queenie's on Q1.

Your rook that's on the same side of the board as your queen is queen's rook (der) and that space is QR1. Stays the same allatime.

However many spaces out you go, that's the number after.

If you know 2-dimensional coordinates, left-to-right (QB, QKn, etc.) is like your x-axis, and squares 1-8 are like the y-axis.

So you just name your piece: Q to QR5 means the queen goes to the square 5 out from her side's rook.

Hell, look at the beginning of the thread. I didn't know them either.

[Weezard]

I would like to play.

I play in real life but I really have no clue as to what the spaces are called and shit.

I'd be like, "Horsey to "L" shape"

Beeg aloha, Reb girl.
Please do, I'll he'p
I'd love to watch.
Den I can weezalyze bot' sides.

No worry 'bout messin' up.
Dat's why it's called stoner chess.

Aloha, y'all

Weeze

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, teach.

I stepped away for a sec. Think Rebgirl did, too.

The Goddess of Fertility is away for a couple days. She cut a tomato in half befrore she left; left it on the counter, cut-side up. Now there's tiny sprouts comin' outta the damn thing. Never seen anything like it. OTOH, she managed to kill my little chocolate-mint plant by remote control voodoo. I just found it, bone dry in a corner of the lanai. Guess she thought it was getting too much sun...and water.

I had plans for a decadent dessert for 'swim' with that plant. (Phyllo dough, fresh, ripe fruit, chocolate mint and zest of lemon, bathed in butter and baked crispy. Fresh whipped cream topping :thumbsup

Looking at trichs now. Think I'm ready to chop one, if not 2.

[Weezard]

"Looking at trichs now. Think I'm ready to chop one, if not 2."

:wtf:You must have a steady hand and a tiny knife.

I jus' finished straightening my trichs.
Took 80 hours wit' my homebrew tiny hoe.
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[DreadedHermie]

Yep. That one's ready. Pix later, gotta check the other one.

[DreadedHermie]

They're both ready. Good, need the room, I keep crowding everything into a sog and don't get enough penetration, even with HPS. Don't waste any light, though. Jes' force of habit. Prolly why me'n leds get along so well.

One may be past ready, we'll see. Wanna see pics?

[DreadedHermie]

Shoulda said, "Wanna see pics, Wiseass?"

Tiny Ho, indeed.
Turns tiny tricks. Unpun that.

[DreadedHermie]

Well, I won't make you beg!

Not the greatest shots ever, but I can see enough amber that I know what'd happen if we sunbathe for awhile. Jeez. 18 weeks to the day. Mus' be some sativa in the woodpile. Strain was this slow under HPS, too.


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