Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[Weezard]

Howzit stay vertical? Is it ballasted below the waterline?

(Good lord! I think the pirate gag has lodged in my brain.....

BRB, gotta keelhaul a sativa! (Got in the first mate's grog))

Actually, if it stays vertical, it mean your bubbler isn't working, (a feature)!
When you want to read it apply some human intervention and hold the skewer to it's task.
Or;
Hold it straight wit yer fingers ya lazy boy!
Only takes 2 seconds to read.

<mutters> An' I thought I was lazy.

Aloha,
Naughty Pirate