Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

Howzit stay vertical? Is it ballasted below the waterline?

(Good lord! I think the pirate gag has lodged in my brain.....

BRB, gotta keelhaul a sativa! (Got in the first mate's grog))

[DreadedHermie]

Yeah, that was it...do you need to attach a sinker or suppin to the underwater part to keep her from tipping?

N - Q5 check, again

[Weezard]

Howzit stay vertical? Is it ballasted below the waterline?

(Good lord! I think the pirate gag has lodged in my brain.....

BRB, gotta keelhaul a sativa! (Got in the first mate's grog))

Actually, if it stays vertical, it mean your bubbler isn't working, (a feature)!
When you want to read it apply some human intervention and hold the skewer to it's task.
Or;
Hold it straight wit yer fingers ya lazy boy!
Only takes 2 seconds to read.

<mutters> An' I thought I was lazy.

Aloha,
Naughty Pirate

[DreadedHermie]

Hold it straight wit yer fingers ya lazy boy!
Only takes 2 seconds to read.

All Dreaded Hermie (tm) products must feature continous, real-time analog readout. It's a marketing thing, like my fed-o-meter (tm).

Wonder why nobody's buying my seed line?

[Weezard]

Arrrrr!
Black resigns!
Damn!
You got good at this fast.

And what tribute would ye be wantin ya scurvy dog?
(Okole not on menu. )

Weeze da vanquished.

[DreadedHermie]

Tribute was Rome.

Pirates, well, prefer Booty.

B'lieve I'll take a break and go fishin'. Need to check out dat bobber idea...

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[Weezard]

All Dreaded Hermie (tm) products must feature continous, real-time analog readout. It's a marketing thing, like my fed-o-meter (tm).

So, hang a sinker from it and pat yo'se'f onna back dat a good refinement.

Wonder why nobody's buying my seed line?

Perhaps a nom de plume.
How 'bout call it, um, "happy meal's seeds?
Or "Viper droppings".

W.

[rebgirl420]

King me!








Sorry, just had to bother you guys haha.

:dance:

[DreadedHermie]

Hi, Rebgirl. Wazzup?

Okay, here it is...the fed-o-meter!

First, the "Forgetful Wizard" model. Keeps track of whether you fed, or watered last time. Jes' move the indicator (careful- a delicate and expensive unit)

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And, at considerable extra cost, we can custom-build a unit to meet your exact feeding schedule needs. For feeding every 3rd watering, for example....

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Now how much would you pay?

[rebgirl420]

Not much,

Just in the mood to watch some hypothetical chess.

It's been a long night and frankly, anything is better than having to sit here and stare at the t.v. haha