Calling out to DreadedHermie for a game of "stoner chess"

[DreadedHermie]

Hey, you're coming up on 1000 posts!

You get to pick a prize:

1. Tropical fruit basket
2. Space heater
3. Year's supply of Super Thrive
4. Down-filled parka
5. 60 pounds of surplus electronic junk (from the Dreaded Hermie collection)
6. Gallon of mole-ass
7. heated socks
8. tanning bed
9. 20 lbs lava rock
10. Powder blue tuxedo (from the Big, Tall, and Stoned Fall catalog)

CONGRATULATIONS